American Music Awards

The American Music Awards took place in Los Angeles last night. I didn't watch them because frankly I don't really care, but I'm sure it was a fantastic show. To see the full list of winners, go here. Here are some pics from the arrivals:

Mary J. Blige

Ne-Yo and some weird girl in space boots

Carrie Underwood - I am so not a fan of this dress. I don't like the choker style. That would make me and my football player neck look like The Rock.

Beyonce - ugh.

Chris Brown - He always seems so jovial, doesn't he?

Fergie

Natasha Bedingfield

will.i.am

Rascal Flatts - Ease up on the hair gel.

Beyonce's sister, Solange Knowles - Apparently she is trying to be a singer, too.

Nicole Scherzinger - This is the Head Skank of The Pussycat Dolls, but I think she just went out on her own. For being such a skank, she dressed pretty conservatively last night.

Queen Latifah

Adam Levine

Maroon 5

Lenny Kravitz

Sean Kingston - Nice bling.

Kid Rock and some skank - Couldn't find a shirt for the event, Kid? I understand. It must be hard to walk through the world every day being as hot as you are and resist taking off your shirt. Really classin' up that image.

Kellie Pickler and her new twins

Jordin Sparks

Duran Duran

Ashanti

Amanda Bynes

The ABC Family/non-musical group:

Taye Diggs of the worst new show of the season "Private Practice" - Way to help Darlene give birth last week!

Christina Applegate of one of the best new shows of the season "Samantha Who?"

Chyler Leigh aka Lexi Grey from "Grey's Anatomy"

Lexi's crush, Justin Chambers with his wife Keisha and one of their 400 children

Jennie Garth of "Dancing with the Stars" with husband Peter Facinelli

The Disney Family:

Ashley Tisdale of High School Musical uno and dos

Monique Coleman of HSM 1 & 2


Vanessa Hudgens announced last night that she has been officially signed on to join the cast of High School Musical 3, despite nude pictures of her that circulated on the internet recently. Ah Walt, he's becoming so liberal these days. Remember when the biggest scandal to hit Disney was when we could hear Aladdin say, "Down, kitty. Down, kitty. Take off your clothes." Things used to be so PG.

Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montanna aka You annoy the shit out of me, as well as the whiny ass parents filing law suits against you for concert tickets. Strap on a pair and tell your kids no for once.

The Best Dressed Award goes to...

Alicia Keys

The Worst Dressed Award goes to... Drum roll, please...

Rihanna for this terrible get-up. Ummm, I think you forgot to get your dress taken up. I can see your breasts. Oh, you don't care about that? Well, my bad. Just don't come crying to me because you are cold.

Where did you leave your other glove? At MJ's house?

My mother always told me to keep my hair out of my face. Tell me, Rihanna, where is your mother tonight?



Scariest Picture of the Night/Why the Hell Are You at the American MUSIC Awards? Award goes to...

Omarosa: This image will forver haunt my dreams.

Photos: WireImage

"Nip/Tuck" is back... And so is Pop Guru

Yo yo yo!!! After The Guru's very long hiatus, I'm back and ready to dish!

- The boys from McNamara/Troy are back and have taken up shop in Los Angeles! I can't wait to see what Season Five of "Nip/Tuck" has in store for us. It premieres tonight at 10pm on F/X. Expect lots of kooks and superficial desires. And sex. This is Christian Troy we are talking about. Guest stars this season: Oliver Platt, Bradley Cooper, and...sigh... Rosie O'Donnell.

- Britney Spears just lost custody of her kids again. Honestly, just put that trailer on wheels and head back down south. I've completely lost interest in her life, in the same way Britney has lost interest in her offspring.

- "The Hills" had their special Big Apple episode last night and I couldn't help but notice a moonlight dinner at Da Silvano was absent from the half-hour. Since I scooped them on their filming a couple months ago, I guess they felt the leak was too huge to include in the show.

- Speaking of "The Hills", there has been lots of talk of the show being fake or scripted. Um, duh. That's what makes it so delightful! Constantly wondering if Heidi and Spencer really did accidentally show up at the same restaurant as Lauren or if the producers set it up is all the fun of the show. Among the lies:

1) Heidi doesn't really work at Bolthouse Productions. WHAT?! Are you telling me that she didn't really get a promotion, too?
2) Audrina also doesn't work at Sony BMG.
3) When Lauren goes on the date with Gavin the model, she has on red nail polish. When she gets home, the polish disappears and her hair is magically curlier as she calls Brody.
4) And about that date with Gavin the model... Yeah, the producers got him to ask Lauren out. Here is his interview with Best Week Ever where he dishes all about his time on "The Hills".

- Pregnant Nicole Richie was seen smoking at two NYC restaurants, including Da Silvano. Damn it! I can't believe I missed that! But really, Nicole, bravo on the parenting. I see you've taken some lessons from Ms. Spears.

- Angelina Jolie and Cate Blanchett might be pregnant... Seeing as we haven't even gotten a confirmation from Christina Aguilera and Jennifer Lopez yet, it may be a while until anything is confirmed on this new baby speculation.

- Despite reports that Jay Leno might stick around when his contract is up, Jeff Zucker, head of NBC, says Leno will hit the road and Conan O'Brien will take over "The Tonight Show" in 2009 as originally planned.

- Now Coolio is getting his own reality show? This is really getting out of hand. I totally forgot he even existed. That isn't to say I won't watch...

- I saw Dan in Real Life this week and I highly recommend it. The only thing wrong with this movie is the mere existence of Dane Cook, which is also what is wrong with the world.

- Apparently Fergie thinks she is Jem...



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