Pop Guru's Annual Oscar Fashion Review!

The Oscars can be pretty dull when only one movie wins all the awards. I felt like I was being lulled to sleep listening to "And the Oscar goes to The Artist" over and over and over again. It's not like we really care about the awards anyway - all we care about is the fashion! Time for Pop Guru's Annual Oscar Fashion Review...

Best Dressed

Gold fabric is tricky because it usually looks so ridiculously cheap. But this dress on Stacy Kiebler is amazing and how can you ever go wrong with that accessory on your arm?

Anything is better than the choker-halter top combo Kristen Wiig wore to the Golden Globes, but this was a sophisticated look that she pulled off well.

Gwyneth Paltrow can really do no wrong in my eyes. This Tom Ford dress was fabulous, with and without the cape!

Milla Jovovich gave a throwback to the 1920s, right on cue with The Artist theme of last night's show. I am so in love with this dress!

Absolute PERFECTION! Finally someone decided to wear a little color, and this dress is perfect from head to toe. Michelle Williams rarely disappoints.

Worst Dressed

Natalie Portman got so excited about the overload of Ellen Degeneres-JC Penney commercials that she just had to buy her dress there. (Disclaimer: JC Penney does not claim responsibility for the greasy hair)

Jessica Chastain's dress was made from the fabric from the Marriott Drapery Collection.

Um, who told Wendi Mclendon-Covey that it was ok to wear Jessica McClintock from her local mall to the fanciest event of the year?

Kate Mara debuting the new trend for 2012 - the boob sling. It's the hottest thing since last year's stirrup pants.

This is most likely the only time Anna Faris will ever get to go to the Oscars and she chose to go as Brigitte Neilsen in a sequin body bag? Flava Flav not pictured.

The dress would actually be on the best dressed list if Angelina Jolie wouldn't have ruined it by standing like an idiot all evening long. You look ridiculous! Close your legs!

The only award The Artist didn't win - Bernice Bejo makes the worst dressed list for choosing a Dorothy Zbornak original.

Holy bangs - it looks like Ellie Kemper has a brick on her forehead! Matching your sequins to your hair color is never a good idea.

It's like a venus fly trap is trying to smother Viola Davis' breasts. Horrific!

Absolutely hideous! And I'm not talking about Nancy O'Dell's botched Botox. She should be fired for wearing this court jester look - and Entertainment Tonight should hire me!

Until next year!

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