Babwa says, "Peace out, Rosie!"

TMZ has confirmed that Rosie O'Donnell will be announcing today on "The View" that she is leaving the show. I don't know whether to sing "Glory, Glory, Hallejuah" or break down into tears. Will there be no more controversy? Will I never again see Rosie hanging upside down on a swing in rather unflattering spandex pants? Who will replace her? Will Rosie finally beat the tar out of Elisabeth Hasselbeck? Oh, please let that be her going away present!!!

- Happy Birthday to Al Pacino, who turns 66 today!

- The fictional band Spinal Tap from the Christopher Guest crew will perform at Live Aid this summer in London. In other news, I'm thinking of moving to the other side of the pond. They have so many awesome things go on over there. America sucks. All we have is Britney Spears showing her "lady parts" every five minutes.

- Speaking of Brit, Jessica Simpson is trying to pawn off her manager pa, Joe Simpson. Since Britney's career has taken a tumble, Jess seems to think dad Joe can help her out. So this means he will now be going on every show available to talk about how big Britney's boobs are. Only this time it won't be quite as weird because he won't be talking about his daughter.

- Heather Mills can't shake a leg with the best of them. She was sent home last night on "Dancing with the Stars".

- A fire broke out on the set of The Dark Night, the next in the Batman franchise.

- Melanie Brown, aka "Scary Spice", has named her daughter Angel Iris Murphy Brown. She said, "Angel, as she was my little angel through my pregnancy. Iris, as it's my grandma's name, Murphy because he's the dad, and Brown, because I'm the Mum!" Murphy has still not owned up to his paternity.

- Angelina Jolie is trying to change the name of her new child to Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt. I guess those rumors about the Pitts splitting aren't true.

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Brangelina, Bennifer, and Calohn...

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Despite all the Anna Nicole coverage, other things are going on in the world. Here are some highlights:

- Scarlett Johansson is now being linked with another hot guy in Hollywood... Ryan Reynolds. They have been seen eating together several times in Manhattan and one source says, "They were definitely holding hands." Reynolds and his fiancee of three years, Alanis Morissette, ended their engagement in February.

- Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy have been seen canoodling various places recently. I can see the connection there. At least he always has somebody to borrow eyeliner from.

- The Live Earth lineup has been announced. Tickets are available starting Monday, April 16. Kanye West, Kelly Clarkson, and Bon Jovi are among the acts. Red Hot Chili Peppers will only be playing in London. Speaking of charitable causes, anybody want to buy me a ticket to London?

- Snoop Dogg was charged with two felonies today for his arrests for gun and drug possession. He could be in jail for four years if convicted. For shizzle.

- He may as well just rent a cell. Jason Wahler of "Laguna Beach" was arrested AGAIN on Sunday morning. This is the fourth time he has been arrested in nine months. He was arrested in a Seattle hotel after police found him "very intoxicated" and wrestling with another male in the lobby.

- "Dancing with the Stars" host Samantha Harris is expecting a baby.

- Elisabeth Shue has been practicing her moves on the tennis court. The actress, who most of our generation knows from Adventures in Babysitting, hopes to one day compete professionally. She says, "I've been training so hard, now I feel like more of a tennis player than an actress."

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Britney kept her Promises

- Britney Spears is getting out of rehab this week. I can't believe it has been a month already, but it's true. I checked the dates... She went into Promises (and actually stayed put for once) on February 22. Britney and Kevin Federline had a meeting on Sunday and have determined that they will have joint custody of their kids. I can't wait to see what happens next...

- Keanu Reeves was in a car wreck yesterday with a paparazzo. He backed into the paparazzo while in a parking lot, and the photog was taken to the hospital to be treated for injuries. Keanu avoided the police by jumping in his magic telephone booth and transporting back to 2005 to stop himself from making The Lake House.

- Janice Dickinson has been banned from future Ed Hardy fashion shows after making a scene at his show last night about her seat assignment and dissing his clothes. Why do people invite her to things anyway?

- "Dancing with the Stars" started last night. I only watched Heather Mills, but she sure had a leg up on the competition. (I stole that joke from a relative.)

- Naomi Campbell showed up for community service in high heels. The media is shocked, but I'm not sure why.

- Uma Thurman and her boyfriend Andre Balazs have broken up. Again.

- Dunkin Donuts will be giving away free 16 oz. iced coffees all day tomorrow, so go get yourself some free coffee.

Have a good week!

"Heather Mills: Unlikely my leg will fly off on Dancing"

That is the headline I just came upon on the internet. Word for word. I should not make fun of the disabled, but I couldn't help but laugh my ass off when I saw that. Thought you might enjoy it, too.