Motorola's Ninth Anniversary Party

Hello Moto! Here are some pictures of those celebs celebrating their RAZR phones. Why? Or why not?

Kelly Clarkson performed at the event.

Brittany Murphy and her husband Simon Monjak attended and basically made out the whole time. He's a looker, ain't he?

Audrina Partridge made an appearance sans BFF Lauren Conrad. Since Audrina has broken off her two year on-again/off-again relationship with "Justin Bobby," she has supposedly been canoodling with model Tyson Paige. LC herself may have had a recent hookup with Wisteria Lane's resident gay teen, Shawn Pyfrom.

Dave Annable showed up and so did his rumored hookup...

Emily VanCamp, Dave's sister on "Brothers and Sisters". It's pretty weird when you think about fake brother and sister hooking up because you still feel like they are really brother and sister. Kind of like Greg and Marcia Brady's behind the scenes relationship that took place between the sheets, as well as Greg and stepmom Carol Brady's relationship off-camera. And also Julia McNamara and her son Matt McNamara on "Nip/Tuck" hooked up for quite a while in real life. That's just plain gross.

Although my heart really belonged to Noel, I couldn't resist putting up this recent picture of Scott Speedman who played Ben on "Felicity".

Ok, now this is listed on WireImage as Chyna. I'm pretty damn sure that this is Khloe Kardashian. I mean, I can see the resemblance and where they got confused. But damn, I would stab someone if they ever compared me to Chyna. Seriously, she was a wrestler. She's HUGE!

Now this is Chyna... (By the way, she legally changed her name to Chyna today. Why this is breaking news, I don't know? Regardless, she is officially Chyna now.)

Photos: WireImage