G.I. Brit

Taking a cue from Demi Moore, Britney Spears shaved her head in another desperate cry for attention. We know you exist, girl. Take a breath. Don't pull your hair out. Oh, wait...

Britney checked in to Eric Clapton's Crossroads rehabilitation center in Antigua on Wednesday. Less than 24 hours later, she checked out. Apparently, she came out of her black out. Oh, the things we do when we're drunk. Don't you hate it when you get wasted, check into rehab, then wake up going, "What was I thinking last night? And whose vomit is this?" Gets me every time.

After she returned from her Carribean vacay, Brit went to the Tarzana salon and requested that the stylist shave her head. When the stylist refused, Britney took the shears and began shaving her head herself. Then, she went to a tattoo salon and got a new tattoo of red lips on her wrist. Boy, is she gonna be pissed when the buzz wears off.