Stalkarazzi: "Sex and the City" Style

I caught the ladies of "Sex and the City" filming a scene for their upcoming movie in front of Christie's Auction House today. I have no idea what the content of the scene is, except Samantha was not in a walking scene with the other three but she was on set. I tried to take some pictures in the two minutes I was there, but some PAs were manhandling us and forcing us to walk away which is why my pictures are blurry. Somehow I only got a good shot of Miranda, and she's the last one I wanted a picture of! I will try again tomorrow if they are back at Christie's. Enjoy!

And the Emmy goes to...

Pop Guru for being AWESOME! Thank you, thank you. It's an honor to even be nominated.

And thank you, Ryan Seacrest, for lifting your leg to the Emmys and soiling upon the legacy that has been so gloriously created by comedic greats like Conan O'Brien and Johnny Carson. Stick to radio. You sucked. I like how awkward you made things when you would tell a joke about a person and then ask, "Why are you so pissed?" We are pissed because you exist and insist upon taking over every second of our television and radio entertainment, Seacrest.

Congrats to 30 Rock on the Outstanding Comedy Series win! The whole event though was lacking in any kind of excitement. I was bored. And if I was bored, then I know all of you were miserable. How many awards can there be for a miniseries or made-for-TV movie? Geez! To see the full list of winners, go here.

And now for the Second Annual Pop Guru Fashion Awards!

Best Dressed:


Katherine Heigl


Eva Longoria


Portia de Rossi


Heidi Klum


Marcia Cross - I am so obsessed with these earrings!!


Worst Dressed:


Debra Messing - I like you, Deb, but you never really get the fashion right.


Kyra Sedgwick - This is just plain rough, girl. You should have looked in the mirror before you left the house.


America Ferrera - Perhaps you should have worn your magical pants because I don't like the way this looks on you.



Hayden Panettiere - Am I at The Nutcracker? Are sugar plum fairies hiding under your skirt waiting to come out and spread cheer?


Vanessa Williams - I know the Emmys were green this year, but you can leave the foliage at home, Nessa.

Worst Side Pony:


Kate Walsh

Worst Overdose on Collagen:


Lisa Rinna - Seriously. It's time to stop.

Worst Host Ever:


Ryan Seacrest - Go away!

Photos: Wireimage

Knocked Up: Halle Berry Edition

Today I was riding the elevator at work and the doors opened to reveal... Chris Hansen of NBC's "Dateline: To Catch a Predator". If ever I had a sensation to wet my pants, it was staring into those eyes that have made even the wiliest of pedophiles shake in their boots. For four solemn floors alone on an elevator with Chris Hansen, I kept thinking, "At what point are the cameras going to reveal themselves? No, little girl, I don't want any of your sweet tea!" I was terrified. Guess I didn't do anything wrong because he never even glanced over at me. Whew!

- Halle Berry is with child after being impregnated by her model beau, Gabriel Aubry.

- In other baby news, Paris Hilton is trying to catch up to Nicole Richie by popping out a few. Only problem: she isn't dating anyone. Please... That's just a minor detail. Paris says, "I just started working out and it feels great. It gives me so much energy. I want kids next year, so I've got to get my body ready." Perhaps you should just adopt Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis. I've heard he's in need of some money.

- Drew Barrymore has been seen making out with the "I'm a Mac" guy Justin Long. That's a weird combo.

- Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams have split after three unexciting years together.

- Jenna Fischer, aka Pam from "The Office", and her husband James Gunn have split after six years together.

- Commercials for the DVD release of Georgia Rule are airing minus one important component... Lindsay Lohan. She has been erased from the commercial, I'm assuming to help sales. Do you mind erasing the horrible memory I have of going to see this terrible train wreck of a movie? Don't believe the hype, people. They advertise it as a hysterical family romp - but it has a more depressing, pedophilia vibe to it. Steer clear, my friends. Heed my warning!

- Poor Owen Wilson. He has had a rough couple of weeks. The National Enquirer is now reporting that he has attempted suicide twice before his most recent effort. And his family is trying to keep Kate Hudson as far away from him as possible, and I can't say that I blame them.

- "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" starts next Thursday, September 13, on F/X at 10PM. Make sure you tune in! It's awesome, and wrong, but totally awesome!

I must now pack for the weekend and get some sleep!!

Photo: MSNBC