Jonathan Rhys Meyers Wants to Eat Your Babies

Well, maybe he doesn't, but that is what this guy looks like to me. Jonathan Rhys Meyers has lasers that shoot out of his eyes to burn to the very depths of your soul forcing you to become one of his loyal followers that chants "August Rush, August Rush...".

Nonetheless, Jonathan was let off the hook for his drunken behavior at a Dublin airport last month after apologizing to the authorities and BMI airline staff today. All charges were dropped against him and his lawyer called the behavior "unacceptable and out of character."

And if you have absolutely no concept of reality, then go see August Rush. You will really enjoy it.

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